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charloft - 100 drabbles - 46. Endings
K’tanya sighed in annoyance and tossed the book aside. It landed on a pile of similar books that had slowly grown larger with each passing day. “Kotori!”
Her spirit companion appeared nearby. “Yes?”
“These books are all wrong.”
“How exactly are they wrong?”
“Well take the one I just finished for instance. The mermaid is supposed to marry her prince and live happily ever after, not commit suicide after he breaks her heart!”
“Apparently the authors did not believe the same thing.”
“Well then there’s only one thing to do. Retell the stories and turn them into a theme park.”
Her spirit companion appeared nearby. “Yes?”
“These books are all wrong.”
“How exactly are they wrong?”
“Well take the one I just finished for instance. The mermaid is supposed to marry her prince and live happily ever after, not commit suicide after he breaks her heart!”
“Apparently the authors did not believe the same thing.”
“Well then there’s only one thing to do. Retell the stories and turn them into a theme park.”