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K’tanya considered the man sitting across from her. “You want to do it live-action?”

“Absolutely, and I can’t think of anyone else that I would want to play our leading lady. You’re absolutely perfect.”

“Well of course I am, but I am going to have to insist on some provisions in the contract. For instance this kind of shoot will be murder on my hair, so I want my personal hairdresser on set at all times.”

“Anything you want, babe.”

“Oh and one more thing. If I’m going to be playing Ariel, then I’m going to need some bigger shells.”
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K’tanya sighed in annoyance and tossed the book aside. It landed on a pile of similar books that had slowly grown larger with each passing day. “Kotori!”

Her spirit companion appeared nearby. “Yes?”

“These books are all wrong.”

“How exactly are they wrong?”

“Well take the one I just finished for instance. The mermaid is supposed to marry her prince and live happily ever after, not commit suicide after he breaks her heart!”

“Apparently the authors did not believe the same thing.”

“Well then there’s only one thing to do. Retell the stories and turn them into a theme park.”

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