charloft - A wish you have for the upcoming year

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[lie-detector-dr.livejournal.com]

*eyebrows lift, slightly* Right, well, what can one say about a fat guy in a red suit, who hangs out with little kids on his lap, elves and shiny nose reindeer.

*tilts his head* Low on medications, darling?

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

High on life, dear.

[lie-detector-dr.livejournal.com]

Ah, right. My daughter, Em, found a photo of me baked in the jungle with a tribe, purely research, mind you. Unfortunately, it was while I was punishing her for having a wild, drunken party with a hundred of her dear friends, in my ex's house, while she was away. So, who am I to condemn anyone for indulging?

However, I hear it causes wrinkles. Might want to be careful, there, darling.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Aw, you're all concerned. That's sweet, but it's totally not necessary. I have really, really good genes.

[lie-detector-dr.livejournal.com]

I suspect you do, luv. You're a beautiful woman.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Well, you really are the sweetest thing. *air kiss*

[lie-detector-dr.livejournal.com]

Funny...I've never had anyone say that to me before.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Well that's because most people are silly, obviously.