Meme - Personal Ad
Sep. 22nd, 2007 09:43 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
toodamnmanymusesWrite a personal ad for yourself (in which you assume that you are single or otherwise available).
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
Perfect woman with absolutely horrifying childhood seeks perfect man who can manage her drama. Must be sensitive, loving, honest, supportive, funny, caring, goal oriented, handsome, financially stable, fun, independent, cuddly, humble, good to his mother, and in touch with his feminine side. Also must be able to deal with the fact that his significant other will always be hotter and better at everything than he is, and that she will change moods at the drop of a hat. Should be able to manage multiple in-laws and many exes with nothing short of love and friendship. A love of ‘chick flicks’ and cranky pets a definite plus.
1) It has to make you sound as unappealing as possible
2) It has to be honest - you can't lie at all
3) It can't sound as though you're deliberately making yourself sound unappealing.
Perfect woman with absolutely horrifying childhood seeks perfect man who can manage her drama. Must be sensitive, loving, honest, supportive, funny, caring, goal oriented, handsome, financially stable, fun, independent, cuddly, humble, good to his mother, and in touch with his feminine side. Also must be able to deal with the fact that his significant other will always be hotter and better at everything than he is, and that she will change moods at the drop of a hat. Should be able to manage multiple in-laws and many exes with nothing short of love and friendship. A love of ‘chick flicks’ and cranky pets a definite plus.
