TM - 206 - What Do You Live For?

[toodamnmanymuses]

I bet you’re all expecting me to tell you that I live for true love. That my whole world revolves around the idea that somewhere out there is the perfect man who will compliment me in every way, or at least put the toilet seat down. You all probably think that the one thing that drives me is the knowledge that I will look across a crowded room one day, meet the eyes of the man of my dreams, and we will fall in love and live happily ever after till the end of our days, right?

Wrong.

Been there, done that, and have about a thousand t-shirts to prove it. The last true love I thought I’d found? Yeah, I ended up having to turn him into an intergalactic teddy bear. So don’t even talk to me about love right now. I am so over it. Stupid idea anyway, thinking there was a guy out there who could possibly live up to my expectations.

Now I bet your asking yourselves, ‘well if not love then what?’, and I have your answer right here.

So always remember that when true love goes and does something monumentally stupid, like some washed up alien fighter jockey, there’s always chocolate.