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charloft - 100 drabbles - 60. Frog
Jul. 20th, 2010 02:36 pmFrog Image
"Are you serious?"
"Indeed. One little kiss is all it will take to get the man of your dreams."
"Okay, first of all, I am not about to risk warts. Secondly, you really need to lose the bad French accent because it is not helping your case any. And lastly, EW!"
"I am a frog, not a toad. We do not have warts."
"Whatever. Look, I’m sure you're great, but I’m going to go find that Phillip guy before he wakes up that lazy cow that can’t sew. Why don’t you try New Orleans? I hear they’re desperate down there."
"Are you serious?"
"Indeed. One little kiss is all it will take to get the man of your dreams."
"Okay, first of all, I am not about to risk warts. Secondly, you really need to lose the bad French accent because it is not helping your case any. And lastly, EW!"
"I am a frog, not a toad. We do not have warts."
"Whatever. Look, I’m sure you're great, but I’m going to go find that Phillip guy before he wakes up that lazy cow that can’t sew. Why don’t you try New Orleans? I hear they’re desperate down there."
