TM - 196 - Congratulations! You've been granted one wish. What is it?

[toodamnmanymuses]

Okay, so I could totally do the whole world peace thing right, but honestly that is SO retro beauty pageant. I mean, who wants to be seen as some bimbo whose talents are shopping and doing the nude model thing, right? Besides, they’re only saying what you want to hear anyway. It’s like how guys are when they want down your pants, you know? Whatever they have to say to get what they want, which is fine, but I am SO much classier and hotter, and more talented, and I don’t need to say things just to get you to vote for me cause you would all do that anyway, right?

I’m so getting off topic here, but the point was wishing for something, right?

Well, if I were given just one wish, then I’d just wish that everyone in the world could have one wish too. That way, someone is sure to vote for world peace, an end to hunger, a cure for cancer, AIDS, herpes, and all those other nasty diseases, and models with some actual curves. Oh, and if someone could possibly wish for America’s Next top MALE Model, that would be good too.

As for me, I already have everything, so I don’t really need the silly wish anyway. I mean I'm smart, beautiful, talented, humble, and I have everything that any woman could possibly want. Except that Top Male Model thing, and that pony if anyone could wish that for me with the wish I gave them then I would be really, really grateful. *bats eyelashes*