TM - 201 - Talk about something you lost.
Oct. 19th, 2007 08:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
toodamnmanymusesI don’t lose anything. I have setbacks, or slight bumps in the road, but I do not lose.
Okay well there was my virginity, but I totally didn’t lose that at all. I don’t know why they insist on calling it losing. I mean it’s not like I left it somewhere and then forgot where it was or something. I knew exactly where it was the whole time, and then I gave it to someone I cared about. So, it was never lost.
Also, they’re those socks that I can never find the mates of after I take them out of the dryer. However I didn’t lose those either. They were stolen from me by the dryer gremlins. Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about, because everyone has those little bastards in their dryer. They come from that alternate dimension just to steal our socks because that’s all they eat. Anyway, stolen and lost are two totally separate things, damn it.
[locked from pretty much everyone]
Oh, and then there’s Aidan. Now, some people might say I’ve lost him to that stalker he went and got married too, but I know the truth. Aidan is pining for me, and it is only a matter of time before I remind him of that fact. Until then, I’ll turn him into a girl, and then into whatever else I can think of until Wes gets tired of it and leaves him. Then I’ll swoop in and comfort him so that he knows that only I ever really loved him. Only I am good enough to be with him for all eternity. Oh, I haven’t lost this war, not by a long shot.
[/locked]
So yeah, I don’t lose. End of story.
Okay well there was my virginity, but I totally didn’t lose that at all. I don’t know why they insist on calling it losing. I mean it’s not like I left it somewhere and then forgot where it was or something. I knew exactly where it was the whole time, and then I gave it to someone I cared about. So, it was never lost.
Also, they’re those socks that I can never find the mates of after I take them out of the dryer. However I didn’t lose those either. They were stolen from me by the dryer gremlins. Don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about, because everyone has those little bastards in their dryer. They come from that alternate dimension just to steal our socks because that’s all they eat. Anyway, stolen and lost are two totally separate things, damn it.
[locked from pretty much everyone]
Oh, and then there’s Aidan. Now, some people might say I’ve lost him to that stalker he went and got married too, but I know the truth. Aidan is pining for me, and it is only a matter of time before I remind him of that fact. Until then, I’ll turn him into a girl, and then into whatever else I can think of until Wes gets tired of it and leaves him. Then I’ll swoop in and comfort him so that he knows that only I ever really loved him. Only I am good enough to be with him for all eternity. Oh, I haven’t lost this war, not by a long shot.
[/locked]
So yeah, I don’t lose. End of story.
