TM - 206 - What Do You Live For?

[toodamnmanymuses]

I bet you’re all expecting me to tell you that I live for true love. That my whole world revolves around the idea that somewhere out there is the perfect man who will compliment me in every way, or at least put the toilet seat down. You all probably think that the one thing that drives me is the knowledge that I will look across a crowded room one day, meet the eyes of the man of my dreams, and we will fall in love and live happily ever after till the end of our days, right?

Wrong.

Been there, done that, and have about a thousand t-shirts to prove it. The last true love I thought I’d found? Yeah, I ended up having to turn him into an intergalactic teddy bear. So don’t even talk to me about love right now. I am so over it. Stupid idea anyway, thinking there was a guy out there who could possibly live up to my expectations.

Now I bet your asking yourselves, ‘well if not love then what?’, and I have your answer right here.

So always remember that when true love goes and does something monumentally stupid, like some washed up alien fighter jockey, there’s always chocolate.

Comments

[rogue-skeptic.livejournal.com]

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[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Awwww, honey! Don't look at me like that! I was totally talking about that other guy. I love you to pieces!

[rogue-skeptic.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but if he's washed up what does that make me?

Not literally, I hope.

[yeah, we couldn't help it. He was all, "but...that's my friend you're talking about!" and stuff.]

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Way better looking and a hell of a kisser?

Only if you want me too. ;)

[rogue-skeptic.livejournal.com]

Now you're just flattering me.

That could be uncomfortable.

[he should be!]

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

How do you know?

Depends on how it's done.

[rogue-skeptic.livejournal.com]

Because you're talking about me.

Well...uhm....true.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Yes, but what you think and what I think are two completely different things.

*beams*

[rogue-skeptic.livejournal.com]

What do you think?

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

I think you're way cuter and not nearly so pissy as your friend. I do need to test the kissing thing though.

[rogue-skeptic.livejournal.com]

You realize that's probably because you're not/you haven't been screwing around with my husband, right?

[not that he has a husband]

*and he's apparently not going to argue with the kissing thing*

[civ-barbarian.livejournal.com]

You mean I don't live up to your expectations?

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

He was mine first!

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Awwww, look at the pouty face! *kiss*

Well of course you do. You like totally exceed them, but then you're not just an ordinary man. You are extra super special!

I mean, your the man I'm going to marry! *bats eyelashes*

[civ-barbarian.livejournal.com]

This is true, you can hardly put those you just had such a trying time with in the same class as myself.

Besides you know I'll always look after you. *kiss*

Of course, darling...the wedding you desire! *holds close*

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

*rests head on his chest* I always knew I could count on you to give me the fairy tale wedding of my dreams.

[civ-barbarian.livejournal.com]

*strokes her hair* To see you walk down the aisle in a glittering, beautiful dress on the arm of you fa...maybe not that...walking down the aisle towards me would make me the happiest man in the world.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

*Sighs happily at the thought* Oh! The Doctor could totally walk me down the aisle! He adopted me like, forever ago!

[sleepswithlove.livejournal.com]

*gasp* I completely agree! Chocolate is way better than men...mostly.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Always!

Well, except when your horny, then chocolate is better with men. Still, chocolate totally wins.

[civ-barbarian.livejournal.com]

*smiles, relieved* That will be much better then. The perfect choice. You'll look so beautiful, my love, dazzle everyone with your radiance, but I'll know that it will be just for me. *snuggles closer*

(OOC: I never thought I would write 'snuggles' in one of Hsu's comments...EVER....*LOL*)

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Of course, because your the only true man in my life. *heart*

[sleepswithlove.livejournal.com]

It really, really does.

I like you! I'm Psyche.

[civ-barbarian.livejournal.com]

And everyone other woman pales in comparison to you. You are my one true love. *kisses*

(OOC: She sure does! Wonderful character warping. *g*)

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Well hello, Psyche, I'm K'tanya. It's nice to meet someone with similar tastes!