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K’tanya walks into the multiverse auditorium dressed in a bright pink designer suit with a matching pair of Jimmy Choo’s and a pink polka dotted hand bag over one arm. In the bag is a rather small Chihuahua with a pink collar around its neck that reads Strapper. Clearing her throat, K’tanya pulls out a pair of glasses; black frames with white and pink rhinestones around the edges, and slips them on the end of her nose. She then pulls the biggest dictionary imaginable out from under the podium that has been placed there for just that purpose.
"Omigod!Omigod you guys, this is like the longest word ever. Now, I know that some of you are probably having trouble figuring out exactly what sacrosanct means. Well, you poor people are in luck, because not only did I attend Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Dartmouth, and Brown, but I am also a member of Delta Nu. What this means, is that I am highly qualified to help you out of this rather wordy situation."
She then proceeds to open the dictionary to a place that has been marked with a pink post it note, pushes her fetching glasses up onto her nose a bit more, and then reads for a moment before she looks back out at her audience. "Okay, so basically it means something that is like totally on the same level as God. Like, a rule that you totally would never ever break. It’s like how everyone knows that you just can’t wear white after Labor Day. Which, you know that Stacy London chick says that it’s totally okay, but she’s obviously never been a member of Delta Nu. So yeah, that’s what it means. Kisses! Oh, and snaps for everybody!"
Beaming brightly. K’tanya makes little Strapper wave to everyone with his little paw as she exits stage right.
ooc: this post was brought to you by the movie and musical, Legally Blonde, Aidan's mun, and the fact that I have had little sleep in the last 36 hours. Please, be gentle.
"Omigod!Omigod you guys, this is like the longest word ever. Now, I know that some of you are probably having trouble figuring out exactly what sacrosanct means. Well, you poor people are in luck, because not only did I attend Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Dartmouth, and Brown, but I am also a member of Delta Nu. What this means, is that I am highly qualified to help you out of this rather wordy situation."
She then proceeds to open the dictionary to a place that has been marked with a pink post it note, pushes her fetching glasses up onto her nose a bit more, and then reads for a moment before she looks back out at her audience. "Okay, so basically it means something that is like totally on the same level as God. Like, a rule that you totally would never ever break. It’s like how everyone knows that you just can’t wear white after Labor Day. Which, you know that Stacy London chick says that it’s totally okay, but she’s obviously never been a member of Delta Nu. So yeah, that’s what it means. Kisses! Oh, and snaps for everybody!"
Beaming brightly. K’tanya makes little Strapper wave to everyone with his little paw as she exits stage right.
ooc: this post was brought to you by the movie and musical, Legally Blonde, Aidan's mun, and the fact that I have had little sleep in the last 36 hours. Please, be gentle.
