TM - 271 - Talk about a time you were sick.

I knew that it was bound to happen eventually, but when the day finally came I still wasn’t prepared for the nausea when it hit. I mean, who can really prepare for something like that anyway? It’s like your going along minding your own business, and everything is just fine when suddenly you feel like your stomach just turned inside out and tried to crawl up your throat or something. Which I know is NOT an image anyone wants to think about, but it is SO true.

I know what you’re thinking. How could someone like me possibly experience something so base and utterly disgusting as being sick? Well I wouldn’t under normal circumstances of course, but this was something that was so far beyond normal that there was no way that anyone could have possible avoided it, not even me. In fact, just thinking about it makes me feel nauseous all over again, and if you had been there you would have felt sick too.

I mean what was she on that she would think that monstrosity was even close to acceptable!

So our lesson for today is that animal prints should only be worn in the jungle or in the bedroom, and NEVER on the red carpet.