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toodamnmanymusesOnce upon a time, long, long ago, there was a stunningly beautiful castle that sat on the edge of a magical forest, near an enchanted lake, and surrounded by a wall of cotton candy clouds. This castle was so magnificent, crafted from only the most rare and valuable materials that could be found in any dimension or time, that many throughout the ages had sought it. However, none had ever set foot inside its hallowed halls as an evil, villainous, and completely hateful beast protected the walls.
In fact, the beast protected not only the castle itself, but also the graceful and beauteous princess that was kept in an enthralled sleep in the tallest tower. It’s always the tallest tower you see, because the hateful, vicious beast can then peek in the window at the sleeping maiden and think nasty thoughts. It’s rather hard to do that when the princess is in the dungeon.
Anyway, one day the handsome prince shows up and slays the vicious beast and wakes the princess with loves first kiss, or true love’s kiss, or maybe just a good French one with a lot of tongue. Whichever kind it is, the princess is awake and has stars and hearts in her eyes, and the prince has a royal boner. Then they get married in the courtyard with lots of swans, doves, unicorns, and other assorted fauna, and they love happily ever after in the castle of their dreams until they realize that they should have just gone with the condo in Florida.
Oh, and I still live there on occasion, so it totally counts.
In fact, the beast protected not only the castle itself, but also the graceful and beauteous princess that was kept in an enthralled sleep in the tallest tower. It’s always the tallest tower you see, because the hateful, vicious beast can then peek in the window at the sleeping maiden and think nasty thoughts. It’s rather hard to do that when the princess is in the dungeon.
Anyway, one day the handsome prince shows up and slays the vicious beast and wakes the princess with loves first kiss, or true love’s kiss, or maybe just a good French one with a lot of tongue. Whichever kind it is, the princess is awake and has stars and hearts in her eyes, and the prince has a royal boner. Then they get married in the courtyard with lots of swans, doves, unicorns, and other assorted fauna, and they love happily ever after in the castle of their dreams until they realize that they should have just gone with the condo in Florida.
Oh, and I still live there on occasion, so it totally counts.
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Date: 2008-06-20 05:59 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-20 06:48 am (UTC)