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1. Do your research. Always know the person that you are planning to engage in negotiations. This includes knowing all their likes, dislikes, and possible blackmail information. Make sure to include loved ones and close friends when doing background checks of this nature. Remember, no detail is too small.

2. Know exactly what you want out of the deal. Go in knowing what you're after, and how you plan on getting it. Be prepared to do whatever it takes to get it, but don’t give away more than you are prepared to lose. It’s a lot like gambling in that respect, but with a lot better odds.

3. Don’t negotiate with a woman unless you’re damn sure she swings your way. Or you can become a hot guy. If she doesn’t, and you have no choice but to negotiate rather than kicking her ass, then go back and do more of #1 before you get started.

4. Be sure to dress for the occasion. This includes wearing things that are short, tight, and show ample cleavage. Sexuality is a weapon that should not be taken lightly when dealing with others. Also, always make sure that you are carrying a purse that has vital accessories that may be necessary if negotiations start to go badly. This should always include a bottle of pheromones disguised as perfume.

5. When all else fails, cry. Men hate tears, and they will do whatever they need to do in order to get them to stop. This is the most powerful bargaining tool a beautiful woman can possibly have in this kind of situation. Use it wisely.

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