TM - 270 - Thirteen.
Feb. 19th, 2009 11:48 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
toodamnmanymusesOkay, today we’re going to discuss how much the past sucked for women. Oh sure, you had those few moments in the sun for some of those historical women like Cleopatra (who I TOTALLY told not to get involved with that Anthony guy but did she listen to me? Noooooo), and Queen Victoria (who gave the royal family lycanthropy, although no one talks about it), but women for the most part are totally screwed in history. I mean take Guinevere for instance. She’s painted in history as being a total hoebag and is pretty much the reason given for the fall of Camelot. Oh and how about Joan of Arc? Saved a kingdom, and ended up being burned as a witch. Then there’s Mary Magdalene, who was totally Jesus’ wife, but she’s just another hoebag as far as most people are concerned.
Which, kind of brings my to my point by the way, which I totally have I promise.
See, they talk all about the twelve apostles of Christ, right? I mean the New Testament is just FULL of stuff all about them. Only there weren’t twelve, there were thirteen.
Yeah, that’s right. THIRTEEN. Only they don’t acknowledge the last one cause she’s TOTALLY a woman. See, Jesus wasn’t a sexist at all, but those guys who wrote the book? Yeah, they had it in for me. I mean…her. There couldn’t possibly be a woman spreading the good news or anything, cause that would be like…blasphemy or something. Which is totally stupid and just aggravating because they kept in the guy who TOTALLY betrayed the Son of God but left her out just because she didn’t have a penis.
My point is that history is totally written by men, and everyone knows that men always tell stories that put them in the best possible light. I mean seriously, who really believes the fish that was [THIS BIG AND HUGE AND TOTALLY A REPRESENTATION OF HOW BIG THEY WISH THEIR DICK WAS] really got away?
Bastards.
Which, kind of brings my to my point by the way, which I totally have I promise.
See, they talk all about the twelve apostles of Christ, right? I mean the New Testament is just FULL of stuff all about them. Only there weren’t twelve, there were thirteen.
Yeah, that’s right. THIRTEEN. Only they don’t acknowledge the last one cause she’s TOTALLY a woman. See, Jesus wasn’t a sexist at all, but those guys who wrote the book? Yeah, they had it in for me. I mean…her. There couldn’t possibly be a woman spreading the good news or anything, cause that would be like…blasphemy or something. Which is totally stupid and just aggravating because they kept in the guy who TOTALLY betrayed the Son of God but left her out just because she didn’t have a penis.
My point is that history is totally written by men, and everyone knows that men always tell stories that put them in the best possible light. I mean seriously, who really believes the fish that was [THIS BIG AND HUGE AND TOTALLY A REPRESENTATION OF HOW BIG THEY WISH THEIR DICK WAS] really got away?
Bastards.
