charloft - Zombie Apocolypse

[toodamnmanymuses]

List the steps of your survival plan for the zombie apocalypse

1. Call the Winchester boys.
2. Find the zombies.
3. Kill the zombies.
4. Save the world, yet again.

Duh.

Comments

[likely_evil]

You calling to let us know, or calling for help?

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Yes!

[likely_evil]

Great.

Remember to aim for the head.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Ugh, you mean with a gun?

Can't I just burn them to a cinder instead?

[likely_evil]

Well, you can, but then you'd have to get close to set them on fire.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Ummm, hello? Guardian Angel here. I can shoot that stuff like a flame thrower.

[likely_evil]

... well, true.

And Dean wants me to tell you that that's kinda hot.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

*snorts* He thinks anything with boobs is hot.

[notsamskeeper.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but like I was telling Sam, hot chick with great boobs and a flame thrower. Totally hot.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Flattery will get you everywhere.

[notsamskeeper.livejournal.com]

Why did you ever choose to be Sam's guardian angel over being mine anyway? I would have made your life far more interesting

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

I don't doubt that, but we don't choose our charges. They're assigned to us.

[notsamskeeper.livejournal.com]

Well, you ever get up for it, I'm sure you can guard him will enough from the motel room next door with me.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Well, handsome, I'll just have to keep that in mind.

[notsamskeeper.livejournal.com]

I hope so. I'll make it worth your time.