TM - 181 - Describe your perfect day.
Jun. 3rd, 2007 11:25 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
toodamnmanymusesIt all starts with room service. They bring me up one of everything, because I never know what might look good, and it’s not like I’ll get fat or anything. After all, I’ve been blessed with a body that burns off calories like it was going out of style.
After that, it’s a trip to the Red Door Spa for an all day pampering. I mean, we’re talking the works here. A Custom Aromatherapy Bath followed by an Elemental Balancing Massage, which if you’ve never had one is like this complete out of body experience that will totally blow your mind. Then I’d go and have a master stylist work on my hair, which would obviously include a deep conditioning treatment with a scalp massage. Then I would finish it all off with a Signature Manicure, Pedicure, and Facial, followed by a custom makeup application.
Then there would be dinner at El Bulli, in Spain. It’s considered to be the best restaurant in Europe, if not the world, and is absolutely fabulous. Not only is the food amazing, but also the view of the sea is outstanding, and the entire experience is almost surreal. Instead of the usual meal, you are served a tasting menu, which has three separate acts and includes thirty-five different dishes. It’s a total taste and textural experience.
Finally, as the icing on the cake, there would be a night of wild, passionate lovemaking with Brad Pitt.
After that, it’s a trip to the Red Door Spa for an all day pampering. I mean, we’re talking the works here. A Custom Aromatherapy Bath followed by an Elemental Balancing Massage, which if you’ve never had one is like this complete out of body experience that will totally blow your mind. Then I’d go and have a master stylist work on my hair, which would obviously include a deep conditioning treatment with a scalp massage. Then I would finish it all off with a Signature Manicure, Pedicure, and Facial, followed by a custom makeup application.
Then there would be dinner at El Bulli, in Spain. It’s considered to be the best restaurant in Europe, if not the world, and is absolutely fabulous. Not only is the food amazing, but also the view of the sea is outstanding, and the entire experience is almost surreal. Instead of the usual meal, you are served a tasting menu, which has three separate acts and includes thirty-five different dishes. It’s a total taste and textural experience.
Finally, as the icing on the cake, there would be a night of wild, passionate lovemaking with Brad Pitt.
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Date: 2007-06-03 04:28 pm (UTC)Really, my friend. I know you can do better than that. Didn't Antonio leave Melanie for you, and didn't I hear something about George Cloony being absolutely beside himself because you didn't go with him to the Oscars?
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Date: 2007-06-03 05:08 pm (UTC)Poor George. He was heartbroken, but I simply couldn't allow myself to be tied down to just one guy. It simply wouldn't be fair to all the rest of them.
And it's not so much about Brad, as it is about taking Angie's man for an evening. I'm so sick of everyone thinking she's all that, just because she has fat lips and 6000 kids or whatever.
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Date: 2007-06-03 05:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-06-03 06:48 pm (UTC)