TM - 226 - Name three things that you're looking forward to in the near future and why.

[toodamnmanymuses]

First of all there’s the dress, and not just any dress either. I’m talking about a specially designed, one of a kind dress that would make all those fairy tale hussies pull their hair out in jealousy. The kind made out of silk, dewdrops, and rainbows. It will be a dress that will cause everyone to fall in love with me all over again,

Then, once that’s finished, there’s the spa trip. It will be a weekend of pampering and beautification that will leave me utterly relaxed and at peace with the world. There will be a full body massage, herbal body wrap, facial, pedicure, manicure, haircut and style, makeup, and whatever else I happen to fancy. I’ll leave that place glowing with absolute radiance from head to toe.

And of course, the thing that I’m looking forward to more than anything else I can possibly think of is my upcoming marriage to Prince Edward of Andalasia! That’s right, he’s proposed and I’ve accepted and soon we will be joined together as one. That is without a doubt the one thing that I am most looking forward to in my life at this moment.

Oh, and Adam? I swear that I put the card back in your wallet right where you left it. Kisses!

Comments

[and-you-love-me.livejournal.com]

You sounds like me!!!

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

You too!

We should totally get married on the same day and have a double wedding!

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

If you think that I am paying for your wedding to that man, you have another thing coming. I'm shutting down all cards that you might have access to.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

*sniffs* Did I ask you to pay for it? I even put the card back.

Besides, you're just jealous.

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

No, you didn't and that is the problem.

Yes, I am. I don't like it.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

It's a problem that I put it back? I could take it again if it would make you feel better.

Well I didn't expect you to be, all things considered. He's a really great guy though, and I think you'd be irritated as hell like him if you got to know him.

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

I'll cut them all off before you have that chance again.

I don't want to get to know him. He sounds a little too perfect to me and that means that he's completely wrong for you.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Party pooper.

Now how can the perfect guy be wrong for me?

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

So I've been told a time or two.

Because, Tawny, you manage to always mess up your perfect relationships. Always.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

I do not!

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

Yes, you do. I should warn him about you.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Warn him about...

Is there a reason you're being such a bastard today, Adam?

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

I'm a bastard everyday.

That and I'm easily irritable these days.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

You know what you need?

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'll tell me.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Of course.

What you need, is a spa day. You should come with!

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

*thinks about it* All right. I haven't had one of those since Rome. Remember?

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

How could I forget! I mean, that was what? Like a few weeks before I bought it in that volcanic eruption? Stupid Mt. Etna.

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

I was worried about you, you know. I thought that you died.

Come to think about it...

That spa was a few weeks before our wedding.

This spa that you talk about is before your wedding to Edwhatever.

Do you see a pattern?

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Oh please. There's not a volcano for miles!

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

With your luck?

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

It's not that bad anymore!

Most of the time...

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

Most of the time...

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

You know, you might try being happy for me or something.

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

Or not.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Fine. Be that way.

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

I will.

[cynical-shadow.livejournal.com]

If you needed some money, why didn't you just ask? You know I'd be glad to offer some to you.

ooc: I just had to. After all, who else could get the Banker to freely offer money to someone without being pissed about it? *giggles*

BTW, if you need a real name to call him, I used Peter for him in the past. :)

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Oh, Peter, I would have asked but I would hate to be an imposition.

[cynical-shadow.livejournal.com]

You certainly wouldn't be imposing, K'tanya.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

You have got to be like, the nicest guy ever.

[cynical-shadow.livejournal.com]

And yet so few people seem to think so...

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Well that's cause most people are stupid.

[cynical-shadow.livejournal.com]

*grins* I couldn't agree more.

[whatsnot-tolike.livejournal.com]

*beams* As if I could not wait another moment longer for our union. You will be resplendent, my beloved, and I will be in utter awe of you.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

The feeling will be completely mutual, my Love.