TM - 226 - Name three things that you're looking forward to in the near future and why.

[toodamnmanymuses]

First of all there’s the dress, and not just any dress either. I’m talking about a specially designed, one of a kind dress that would make all those fairy tale hussies pull their hair out in jealousy. The kind made out of silk, dewdrops, and rainbows. It will be a dress that will cause everyone to fall in love with me all over again,

Then, once that’s finished, there’s the spa trip. It will be a weekend of pampering and beautification that will leave me utterly relaxed and at peace with the world. There will be a full body massage, herbal body wrap, facial, pedicure, manicure, haircut and style, makeup, and whatever else I happen to fancy. I’ll leave that place glowing with absolute radiance from head to toe.

And of course, the thing that I’m looking forward to more than anything else I can possibly think of is my upcoming marriage to Prince Edward of Andalasia! That’s right, he’s proposed and I’ve accepted and soon we will be joined together as one. That is without a doubt the one thing that I am most looking forward to in my life at this moment.

Oh, and Adam? I swear that I put the card back in your wallet right where you left it. Kisses!

Comments

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Party pooper.

Now how can the perfect guy be wrong for me?

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

So I've been told a time or two.

Because, Tawny, you manage to always mess up your perfect relationships. Always.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

I do not!

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

Yes, you do. I should warn him about you.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Warn him about...

Is there a reason you're being such a bastard today, Adam?

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

I'm a bastard everyday.

That and I'm easily irritable these days.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

You know what you need?

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'll tell me.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Of course.

What you need, is a spa day. You should come with!

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

*thinks about it* All right. I haven't had one of those since Rome. Remember?

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

How could I forget! I mean, that was what? Like a few weeks before I bought it in that volcanic eruption? Stupid Mt. Etna.

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

I was worried about you, you know. I thought that you died.

Come to think about it...

That spa was a few weeks before our wedding.

This spa that you talk about is before your wedding to Edwhatever.

Do you see a pattern?

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Oh please. There's not a volcano for miles!

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

With your luck?

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

It's not that bad anymore!

Most of the time...

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

Most of the time...

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

You know, you might try being happy for me or something.

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

Or not.

[idealized-sue.livejournal.com]

Fine. Be that way.

[iris-angel.livejournal.com]

I will.